[ Kanade whirls on her heels, raising the heels of her palms to her cheeks in a flurry of happy noises. A real, live (and momentarily forgotten, handsome as heck) celebrity right in front of her. ]

How wonderful! Aah, I've always wanted to go. I've heard so much about it... the production value, the heart-rending performances! Every line a masterpiece, artfully delivered, enough to just make your heart pound!

[ Feel free to... stop her... at any time... ]