Honey, do I look like any kind of horse to you?

[He will look so plaintive now. Look at the interesting way some of his hair sticks up from his head - even though it is still thankfully hair - and the vaguely hawk-inspired eyes of this kid. Clearly not a pony. Just as much badass flying type as she is.]

But it's natural to be in love with me, I guess. I'm just~ that~ charming~.