[gosh, you're so lucky he's such a great and magnanimous and cute otter. He could knock you right off three foot drop this dangerous precipice with a Water Gun! But no, he's a good Pokemon and instead, he'll just lecture you on much more wholesome things to do! Like naps. Naps are great and you should obviously nap more because you're super grouchy. Like really. Who rubbed your fur the wrong way? 'Cause you're going to learn Explosion if you keep going on like this.]
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[gosh, you're so lucky he's such a great and magnanimous and cute otter. He could knock you right off
three foot dropthis dangerous precipice with a Water Gun! But no, he's a good Pokemon and instead, he'll just lecture you on much more wholesome things to do! Like naps. Naps are great and you should obviously nap more because you're super grouchy. Like really. Who rubbed your fur the wrong way? 'Cause you're going to learn Explosion if you keep going on like this.]