Barkeep, gimme a Self Destruct

[flying_chains]

ATTENTION PEOPLE OF THIS BRAVE NEW WORLD

It occurred to us on plurk that you cannot order an Irish Car Bomb in this universe because there is no Ireland and there are no cars. So what ridiculous pokemon themed mixed drinks CAN you buy here? What are drinks from our world who's names don't make sense here called? Let's get drunk and talk drinks (getting drunk optional).

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[partyfog]

To kick off the conversation, some Moves that sound like mixed drink names:
Headbutt
Flamethrower
Dragon Rage
Self-Destruct
Egg Bomb
Lovely Kiss
Crabhammer
Sludge Bomb
Smelling Salts
Meteor Mash
Wake-Up Slap

Far from comprehensive.

[footprints_on_your_face]

Not technically an alcoholic drink, but I think the Egg Bomb is probably essentially a prairie oyster.

[flying_chains]

That's like the *opposite* of an alcoholic drink.

[flying_chains]

Calderan Sludge Bomb

What I'm going to call the Irish Car Bomb:

Float 1/2 a shot of Whiskey on 1/2 a shot of IrishCalderan Cream. Drop shot glass into beer class. Chug before the beer curdles the cream. Delicious.

[victimlessdetails]

The now-literally-departed Isabela does her best to end up with a drink named after herself in every port. In Union's case, the "Isabela" is just her usual order at Teeter's, apple cider spiked with rum.

Other thoughts that aren't self-aggrandizing weirdness:

-Togenog
-Tropius Daiquiri (in honor of the original Island expedition)
-Cherrim Bomb
-Ice Heal (obviously, it's just brandy)

[conquerorofwaves]

Bubblebeam
Blue Curacao, Champagne, and lemon-lime soda for the flavor and extra bubbles.

Arcanine Stripe
Red Apple Liqueur, Slices of Ginger, glass rimmed with salt and white pepper.

Tentacruel Dude
Golden Rum, Light Rum, Dark Rum, Blue Curacao, Pineapple Juice, Triple Sec, Served with several twisty straws and an umbrella

Eruption
Vodka, Cinnamon Schnapps, Tequila, slammed together in a shotglass.

Walk me down (Sweet Savior)
Vodka, Triple Sec, Rum, Gin, Tequila, Lemon Juice, Blue Curacao, Champagne. Served in a very tall glass, Bar is not responsible for what happens.

[partyfog]

Magma Storm

1 shot Kahlua equivalent from Archipelago.
1 shot Calderan Cream.
1 shot orange liqueur.
1 shot licorice/elderflower liqueur.

Glasses assembled into an elaborate tower, the whole thing is lit on fire, then you drink it out of a straw at the base. Only sold or purchased by the slightly insane or extremely drunk.

[soulofmagus]

the drunk moogle has some excellent pokémon themed drinks on offer, though BNW alcohol equivalents might take some finagling.

[space reserved here] for actual suggestions later. :D