[John was trapped in the opposite side of the map for the better part of last year, so He hadn't had the chance to check out all these new places. He'd heard of Caldera, obviously, since they had contact with Sanctuary, but Refuge was all a mystery to him.]
[So when he heard about the party he decide to slide in and see. They weren't kidding! It was a little loud for him, but whatever they kept shoving at him to drink was making it a lot less of a problem.]
[He's drunk. He has probably never been drunk before.]
[You might find him sitting at a table giggling like a moron at one of hs pokemon.]
Oh man. Slimer. You're kind of like a big goopy ball of snot sometimes. Look at this- [He puts both of his hands on the somewhat confused pokemon and then pulls his hands away taking a trail of slime with him.]
Ahahahaha, oh my gods.
[Someone will have to take him home.]
2 [John could work- but he didn't particularly care for it when he'd rather be doing something else. Still, when he had a mission to check in with the Divine Defense Force's Calderan branch, he nodded and went on his way.]
[Somehow he got roped into helping out and well. He wasn't exactly built for this. He can be found laying on the ground somewhere in a tavern or lounge, covered in dirt and soot.]
That kicked my ass. Geez...
5.
[Wherever you are, whatever you might be doing, you are about to be brought face to face with the Prank Master.]
[By which we mean, look out for that bucket staged over that door you just walked through. If you're looking to strangle your culprit, you won't have to look far. There's a bout of disembodied laughing not far from you before the wiry, bespectacled nerd materializes out of thing air, floating a few feet up, laughing at your expense.]
You should have seen the look on your face, it was the best! Haha, I totally got you, sorry. I couldn't resist.
John Egbert | Homestuck | Ghost Type Kindred Soul from Union
[John was trapped in the opposite side of the map for the better part of last year, so He hadn't had the chance to check out all these new places. He'd heard of Caldera, obviously, since they had contact with Sanctuary, but Refuge was all a mystery to him.]
[So when he heard about the party he decide to slide in and see. They weren't kidding! It was a little loud for him, but whatever they kept shoving at him to drink was making it a lot less of a problem.]
[He's drunk. He has probably never been drunk before.]
[You might find him sitting at a table giggling like a moron at one of hs pokemon.]
Oh man. Slimer. You're kind of like a big goopy ball of snot sometimes. Look at this- [He puts both of his hands on the somewhat confused pokemon and then pulls his hands away taking a trail of slime with him.]
Ahahahaha, oh my gods.
[Someone will have to take him home.]
2 [John could work- but he didn't particularly care for it when he'd rather be doing something else. Still, when he had a mission to check in with the Divine Defense Force's Calderan branch, he nodded and went on his way.]
[Somehow he got roped into helping out and well. He wasn't exactly built for this. He can be found laying on the ground somewhere in a tavern or lounge, covered in dirt and soot.]
That kicked my ass. Geez...
5.
[Wherever you are, whatever you might be doing, you are about to be brought face to face with the Prank Master.]
[By which we mean, look out for that bucket staged over that door you just walked through. If you're looking to strangle your culprit, you won't have to look far. There's a bout of disembodied laughing not far from you before the wiry, bespectacled nerd materializes out of thing air, floating a few feet up, laughing at your expense.]
You should have seen the look on your face, it was the best! Haha, I totally got you, sorry. I couldn't resist.