Testrun meme (November & December)

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TESTRUN MEME

1) Harvest time! The Agricultural Tower needs a hand harvesting the crops. How is that working out for you and your Pokemon?

2) It's starting to get a bit chilly out! Snow is now blanketing the ground and as an unfortunate side effect Ice Types are now on a rampage through Union. They seem to be having a lot of fun, but it's inconveniencing everyone else, what do you do?

3) Soulfasting is upon us, and festivals abound. Residents have taken to one of the larger parks in Union to celebrate. There are delicious sweets, performances on stage and other spectacles. Some people from the audience are even being pulled up on stage! How are you celebrating?

4) With Autumn coming to a close, many trees within the Verdant Forest have shed their leaves into enormous piles. Unfortunately, this extends beyond the forest and into Union itself, and there is now a big leaf problem. You get to clean it up, have fun!

5) Wildcard! Come up with a prompt!

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[divatheminor]

[ ....For a moment Siren just stares, unable to believe what she's seeing. Is that - is that a smile? That's a smile, isn't it, you impudent little rat. Siren, that's an otter.

Oh, very well. She and Glalie float up to Oshawott, her tail twitching in anticipation. This creature will pay for daring to enjoy her attempt at havoc. ] Hello there, little thing~! Are you enjoying the cold?

[wotter]

[whoa! Where'd this thing come from? Oh, and there's a cat thing sitting on top of the other thing. That one can't be too important, right?]

Miiii, juma. Miju! [welll, sort of. Except he thinks that your ice is kinda uneven and you should really work on that! Kinda sub-par work there, Glalie.] Mijuuu. [and he's slowly shaking his head]

[divatheminor]

[ Siren is so pleased with her imminent cruelty that she doesn't even allow herself to be bothered by this twerp's critical opinion. The important thing is that it expects nothing. No one ever does, before betrayal comes.

Her smile shows off her fangs. ] Is that so? Well, maybe you'd like to enjoy it - forever!!

Glaaaaa! [ And that sure is an Icy Wind right to Mijumaru's face. Won't people be scared if they see an ottercicle? Won't they cry and quake in fear that they could be next?? She could almost thank this idiot for being so stupid!

Assuming it freezes as planned and all. But it's her plan, so it's perfect. They're good. ]

[wotter]

MII - [Mijumaru's squeak of surprise was dramatically cut off by Glalie's icy onslaught! And when it clears, there's a gleaming block of ice, entrapping the poor Water Pokemon who...actually might look more angry than scared.

Enjoy the sight while you can, but that sure is a crack appearing in the ice.]

[divatheminor]

[ Unfortunately for Siren, she's too busy gloating to notice such minor and unimportant details as a crack forming in the ice. Why should she be worried about a crack in the ice? ]

Ah~ahahhahahahaaaa~! Serves you right, you airheaded little -

[ Wait.


A crack in the ice? ]

[wotter]

[and boom, here's a newly freed otter!] Miiiju... [shaking his head to get the rest of the ice off, he's definitely complaining. That was cold!

And he's looking up and glaring at...Glalie.] Miju! Miju ma! [what was that for??? All he said was that your ice making skills kinda sucked!

Siren, do you even do anything?]

[divatheminor]

Lie... [ It's Glalie's turn to look confused, and a little bit self-conscious. He's pretty sure that what just happened proves he's really good at making ice....

The Purrloin with him, however, fluffs up in indignation. ] Honestly....silence!!

[ Cat has a pair of lungs on her, apparently. She's yelling at Mijumaru with half the force of the Blizzard. ]

[wotter]

MI - [Mijumaru falls over from the gale force winds, twitching a little. Is this a new sound attack??]

MIJU! [nope, little guy doesn't stay down long. He's already on his feet - and hopping up onto Glalie's head. One arm taps at the shell on his belly for emphasis.]

Miju miju ma!! [hey! YOU'RE the loudest one around here, ya know!!]

[divatheminor]

W-what do you think you're - ah - - [ Oh god otter in her personal space. Siren's back legs slide down Glalie's back, front paws digging in so she doesn't totally lose ground to the intruder. Glalie, unsure what to do, endures this indignity. He must be strong.

Siren is now dangling off Glalie's head, front claws etching grooves in the ice while her back paws kick for purchase behind him. Nothing about today is going as planned at all. ]

A - a - a - ah...

[wotter]

Miiiju. Mi jujuju...

[gosh, you're so lucky he's such a great and magnanimous and cute otter. He could knock you right off three foot drop this dangerous precipice with a Water Gun! But no, he's a good Pokemon and instead, he'll just lecture you on much more wholesome things to do! Like naps. Naps are great and you should obviously nap more because you're super grouchy. Like really. Who rubbed your fur the wrong way? 'Cause you're going to learn Explosion if you keep going on like this.]

[divatheminor]

[ Siren is finally back atop Glalie! And she takes a deep breath, then lets it out with a loud gasp. She could have - well, not died, she's a cat and those always land on their feet - but that was almost really bad! ] Haaahhh....

[ Okay, she's cool. You've been talking, though, huh. Probably just as well she wasn't listening. ] Y--- [ A pause to calm herself. ] Oh, I don't care anymore. Negatone!

[ And up goes a paw to try and shove Mijumaru off the Glalie. ] Finish this simpleton!

Gla! [ Said simpleton has to fall first, lady. But Glalie's totally ready if that happens! ]

[wotter]

[ - and you're like a grumpy old la...! Whoa! A paw in his face! And he's getting pushed??] Mi??

[he digs in with his little otter feet and holds onto that paw with one arm and flails in Siren's general direction with the other arm. Hey, what gives??] Miju!

[divatheminor]

[ Siren tries to yank her paw free but only succeeds in tugging Mijumaru towards her. And now he's in Siren's "arms" like they're dancing. For a moment, Siren flushes. Warmth...someone else's warmth -

But then she realizes it's inferior idiot otter warmth and tries to shake her paw free. ] Y-you really are an airhead, aren't you...

Glaaaaaa. [ Glalie has had enough of this. You two can fool around all you want. He's going to open his mouth in preparation to Blizzard some more of this street. ]

[wotter]

[hey, it's an honor to get hugs from him! But whoa! Mijumaru holds tighter onto that paw when the floor starts moving - oh wait, it's just the ice thing.

Geez it's slippery up here. If the grouchy cat is less precariously perched than he is, he's not letting go.] Miii...

[divatheminor]

--lieeeeeeeeeee!!! [ Aaand firin' his lazars. When Siren realizes she's about to completely fall off Glalie's head despite all her efforts, she makes sure to hold onto Mijumaru's paw. If she's going down, she's taking you with her!

....though having a paw occupied might interfere with her ability to always land on her feet. ] Uwah!

[wotter]

[wait. If you're falling and he's falling, who's driving this Gla - ]

Mijuuu! [there goes one squishy otter, falling over the edge.]

[divatheminor]

Urk! [ And that would be Siren, landing flat on her back. Depending on how Mijumaru falls, he could end up with a nice comfortable Purrloin cushion.

Ow. ]

[wotter]

[and when the dust (or snow) settles, Mijumaru is sitting on top of Siren, perfectly unscathed. He's still bracing himself for impact, though he slowly opens an eye to see what's going on.]

....Miju! [hey look! He's alive!!]

[divatheminor]

[ This is more than can be said for Siren, who is lying dazed on the ground. Minions should come with seatbelts....

--wait, that is totally not the issue here! Though still aching, she forces herself to shift to human form - and then reaches up with both hands to try and grab that little critter. ] Ugh! Do you mind?!