Warp Band TFLN

[future_sight]

You guys know how this works.
Make some up or look here for inspiration.

Comments

[schmott_guy]

I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a meowth scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.

[flying_chains]

You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"

[bejustorbedead]

You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.

[heartandsoul]

I walked in and found you petting your Magikarp outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the time.

[conquerorofwaves]

We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb the habitat!

[iamthatis]

I don't know where I woke up, but if the rushing wind is any indication I'm probably very high up.

Too scared to confirm. Send help.

[roadsprings]

He's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and reading some picture book about ducklett and laughing, what on EARTH did you give him?

[darer]

He just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.

[celebrity_commentator]

It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.