Warp Band TFLN

[future_sight]

You guys know how this works.
Make some up or look here for inspiration.

Comments

[roadsprings]

He's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and reading some picture book about ducklett and laughing, what on EARTH did you give him?

[schmott_guy]

You know I havent named it yet? Im p sure I can fix that tho

[roadsprings]

Fix what, the name or the reaction? Because for the sake of what's left of my garden I'm praying it's the latter, what did you even PUT in it?

[schmott_guy]

A lot of things. Is he changing color at all?

[roadsprings]

I just looked up to check on him and he's gone green! Is that bad?

[schmott_guy]

Thats bad. Keep him calm and away from anything flammable.

[roadsprings]

Away from anything flammable?! What happens if I don't?

[schmott_guy]

He might...explode.

1/2

[roadsprings]

Explode?!

[roadsprings]

Please tell me you can fix this. I don't know what possessed you to make something that had a chance of exploding the poor soul that consumed it and I don't want to know, but I don't think my poor nerves can take it and I can't have anybody exploding in my living room!

[schmott_guy]

Im almost positive I can fix it. Worst case scenario, Im even more confident I can fix your living room.

[roadsprings]

For goodness sake, never mind the living room, I simply don't think I'd wish "death by explosion" on my worst enemy.

[schmott_guy]

You wouldnt?

No, youre right. We can do so much better than explosions.

[roadsprings]

No. no no no no no, we are NOT going there