Warp Band TFLN

[future_sight]

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[schmott_guy]

I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a meowth scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.

[flying_chains]

You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"

[conquerorofwaves]

To be fair, I wasn't the only one... I think?

[flying_chains]

They weren't quite so enthusiastic about it.

[conquerorofwaves]

They weren't? It seem like everyone was having fun

[flying_chains]

You were extremely drunk. You might not have noticed.

[bejustorbedead]

You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.

[heartandsoul]

[...This must have been an accidental message. But--]

They must have been very nice pockets, sir.

[bejustorbedead]

But this uniform doesn't even have pockets.

[heartandsoul]

Oh.

[Thinking...]

Are you sure it wasn't my dad? He has a habit of walking around drunk.

[heartandsoul]

I walked in and found you petting your Magikarp outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the time.

[ladyofluminosity]

I've read that it's very good for their scales and was once considered a form of bonding among ancient civilizations!

Or was that Feebas?

Basculin?





You know, actually I don't remember where I read that, now that you mention it...

[ DON'T JUDGE HER MAKA. ]

[heartandsoul]

[Oh Lux why.]

Are you sure it wasn't a joke? I can't really think of any benefit to doing that.

[conquerorofwaves]

We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb the habitat!

most important question of her life swear to God

[miraclemiko]

are you spinarak man???

Re: most important question of her life swear to God

[conquerorofwaves]

Nope! I'm way cooler then Spinarak Man.

[iamthatis]

I don't know where I woke up, but if the rushing wind is any indication I'm probably very high up.

Too scared to confirm. Send help.

[roadsprings]

He's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and reading some picture book about ducklett and laughing, what on EARTH did you give him?

[schmott_guy]

You know I havent named it yet? Im p sure I can fix that tho

[roadsprings]

Fix what, the name or the reaction? Because for the sake of what's left of my garden I'm praying it's the latter, what did you even PUT in it?

[schmott_guy]

A lot of things. Is he changing color at all?

[roadsprings]

I just looked up to check on him and he's gone green! Is that bad?

[schmott_guy]

Thats bad. Keep him calm and away from anything flammable.

[roadsprings]

Away from anything flammable?! What happens if I don't?

[schmott_guy]

He might...explode.

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[roadsprings]

Explode?!

[roadsprings]

Please tell me you can fix this. I don't know what possessed you to make something that had a chance of exploding the poor soul that consumed it and I don't want to know, but I don't think my poor nerves can take it and I can't have anybody exploding in my living room!

[schmott_guy]

Im almost positive I can fix it. Worst case scenario, Im even more confident I can fix your living room.

[roadsprings]

For goodness sake, never mind the living room, I simply don't think I'd wish "death by explosion" on my worst enemy.

[schmott_guy]

You wouldnt?

No, youre right. We can do so much better than explosions.

[roadsprings]

No. no no no no no, we are NOT going there

[darer]

He just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.

[roadsprings]

Oh no. I am never drinking again.

[darer]

Where did you end up?

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[roadsprings]

Judging from the direction the city towers are in, about half way to the lake shrine.

[roadsprings]

Maybe slightly more than half way? I have a splitting headache and it's hard to gauge distance like this

[darer]

So long as the hangover is the sum of your troubles.

[roadsprings]

Mercifully yes, nothing else seems to be untoward. Well, there's a crowd of very curious Hoppip nearby who I think are gossiping and thinking I can't see them but they seem harmless.

[darer]

Can you find your way back?

[roadsprings]

I think so. I know the forest reasonably well and the city makes an excellent point to aim for. Thank the Saviour we decided to build upwards.

[celebrity_commentator]

It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.